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24 May 2006 @ 05:08 pm

Title: The Zoo
Author: Chrissy (iwantasoda)
Feedback: My drug of choice
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Word Count: 474
Rating: R
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Harry takes Draco on a muggle outing.
Notes: Written for 50passages #5: There was something in this tree I have never seen before.
Spoilers: None
Warnings: m/m relationship, major fluff
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling pwns all



          “So where exactly are we going?” I asked as I followed the Boy-Who-Scored down the streets of fucking muggle London of all places.

          “To the zoo,” he said, rolling his eyes at me as he squeezed my hand.

          “That’s helpful. What is a zoo?” I hate it when he throws around muggle terms.

          “It’s a place where muggles keep wild and exotic animals so they can see them,” he explained to me as he passed the person inside of a building some muggle money.

          “Why do muggles enjoy this so much?” I asked after we had walked around this “zoo” place. All I saw were animals that were cooped up in cages and small enclosures.

          “It gives them a chance to see animals they would never get a chance to see at any other time,” Harry said as he pulled me towards one of the enclosures.

          “It’s cruel,” I muttered, crossing my arms over my chest as I walked over to a large tree, basking in the coolness of the shade it provided. I yawned as I watched Harry toss food into the monkey pit. A noise from the tree above me caught my attention, and against my better judgement, I looked up. To my surprise, there was something in this tree that I had never seen before. Three feet above my head were two squirrels getting it on, chattering away as they fucked. Now that was the life, running around and gathering nuts and fucking whenever and wherever you felt like it. I was still contemplating being a squirrel when Harry wrapped his arms around me.

          “I want to be a squirrel,” I said thoughtfully, leaning against Harry.

          “It’s better than a ferret I guess,” he said with laugh, he loved rubbing Moody’s trick in my face.

          “Shut up,” I muttered, trying to pull away, but he held me tight.

          “I only torture you because it’s so easy, you should know this by now,” he said, kissing my cheek as he hugged me.

          “Yeah, I know,” I said, rolling my eyes, he was so annoying sometimes.

          “You want to leave?” he asked, he always knew when I was bored to death.

          I smiled in relief and kissed him softly. “Please get me out of here before I perform a huge alohamora and release all of these poor animals,” I declared, taking Harry’s hand and dragging him towards the exit.

          “God, you actually care about the animals, I’m shocked,” Harry said, he was entirely too amused by this.

          “At least I’m not trying to save the house elves,” I muttered darkly, glaring at him.

          “That’s Hermione’s job,” Harry said, sliding his arm around my shoulders. Damned mudbl- Granger, why does she have to upstage everyone?

          “Can we just go home and have squirrel sex?” I asked, rolling with laughter at Harry’s gob smacked expression.


Jaeenchanted_jae on May 26th, 2006 07:26 am (UTC)
...I believe I've just been suckered into reading squirrel!porn...

*delicate sensibilities are offended*

Ha ha ha! Ah, this was so funny! And cute, too.
Anoriellanoriell on June 5th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)

This was so light and humorous! Squirrels fucking! Leave it to Draco! :o)

Sweet fic. A seemingly insignificant moment in their lives... yet so telling about the two.


spirit_wolf1980spirit_wolf1980 on July 17th, 2006 06:00 pm (UTC)
Hey Chirssy,
How are you doing? Well Mary got me hooked up on this site last night so bare with me if I don't know how to use this site! So maybe you guys can give me a few pointers!
p.s. And get Amber into working on her jounral as well. Also It's gonna take some getting use to getting to know everyones nicknames!
Chrissy: fangirlsiwantasoda on July 17th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
Hey Susan! I wondered how long it would take Mary to get you on lj haha. Amber never updates, she only got one cause she was bored. She's probably forgotten about it lol
CassandraAliciaawe_some_ness on November 14th, 2007 06:47 pm (UTC)
Can we go home and have squirrel sex just about cracked me up xD
Thanks for the rec :)